Person: I hate musicals
Person: They're so gay
Me:
Person:
Me:
Cop: Can you tell me what happened?
Me: He ran into my knife.
Me: He ran into my knife ten times.
Ensemble out of nowhere: HE HAD IT COMIN'

(Source: the-man-of-questionable-sanity)

randomactsofdouchebaggery:

branwyn-says:

thehavensgrey:

This is extremely Tumblr worthy.

holy crap

And people say he got the short end of the stick because he didn’t land on the moon.

randomactsofdouchebaggery:

branwyn-says:

thehavensgrey:

This is extremely Tumblr worthy.

holy crap

And people say he got the short end of the stick because he didn’t land on the moon.

whatthefoucault:

gwylock1:

would-you-like-a-jelly-baby:

theinkspocks:

would-you-like-a-jelly-baby:

ya know, four punched an awful lot of people

maybe we can bring fisting back to modern who

yoU COULD HAVE USED A BETTER TERM

i fUCKED UP I FUC K E D U P h ellp

im crying

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Artist: Panic at the Disco!, fun.
Album: C'mon
Song: C'mon
Plays: 176,203

delicateday:

I feel like this is a song/partnership that people didn’t talk about nearly enough

and that might be because it came out a little before We Are Young and was totally/completely eclipsed by that release

i can’t read and listen to angry music at the same time

any other music sure

but angry music just makes me want to drift and feel things and i can’t concentrate on words

feaqu:

i was listening to 8tracks in the car and a fucking vocaloid song came on and the person in the car beside me looked over and nodded and thats when i realized that weeaboos are real. weeaboos exist in real life and they will nod at you when vocaloids begin blasting from your bigass jeep in recognition of your fellow weeability.

(Source: fedswatching)

Brotp: Charlie and Sayid
↳ requested by youllfindmeinthenextlife

(Source: lostshow)

thatlovegoodgirl:

James and Lily with Harry as he battles Voldemort - Released 30.7.14 on Pottermore.

thatlovegoodgirl:

James and Lily with Harry as he battles Voldemort - Released 30.7.14 on Pottermore.

bombing:

investigative journalism at its very finest

bombing:

investigative journalism at its very finest

sexhaver:

"i can’t fucking read"

(Source: inublo.jp)

comedycentralstandup:

Your Joke of the Day from John Mulaney. Watch the full clip here. 

comedycentralstandup:

Your Joke of the Day from John Mulaney. Watch the full clip here